Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Worst Film of the year goes to - ?

Our bollywood is known for giving more solid chunky crappy movies than good ones. 2015 hasn't been an exception. We are just two movies away from bidding adieu to 2015. We need to wait whether Bajirao Mastani or Dilwale makes to this list or not. As for now we have our list ready for the worst films of the year and we would like to know from our readers about their choices.


1. Tevar : Arjun Kapoor attempted an Ishaqzaade with same body, similar expessions and the same rugged smile of his...and failed miserably. The film was considerably a waste of money and time both.


2. Alone - Bipasha Basu, her twin evil self, Karan Grover and basically no plot. The film definitely wins a nomination in the worst film category.


3. Khamoshiyan - No one really knows if this film was horror or a suspense fare. Only you need is patience to go through a torturous ride like this. Oh ! we also heard the makers signed the lead cast for three movies in a series like a franchise. God save us please.


.4 MSG - The Messenger : The biggest achievement of this film is that it got a release in theatres and guess what had a sequel too. Rest we don't have much energy to write about this epic gem





5. Hey Bro : Dude Ganesh Acharya ! Please spare Acting, we are comfortable with you off the camera teaching dancing moves to actors.


6. Ek Paheli LeeLa : The only thing people remember about this film is the dialogue where Sunny Leone repeatedly pats her chest and says 'Leela naam hai mara...Leela'



7. Mr X : Emraan Hasmi dons a superhero avatar for this movie by becoming invisible. However, the audiences too wore the similar avatar in the theatres in the response against the film.


8. Brothers : Seriously, can anyone please tell us what was the purpose of this film. It's rightly said that you need 'akal' to 'nakal' a movie. This one failed miserably and righfully so.




9. Phantom : Imagine Katrina picking up a gun and fighting the bad guys. Even the thought would bring chills on your mind. Add  a lousy and a horrible cardboard Saif Ali Khan to it and you get a recipe of a perfect disaster.


10. Hero : The film was a remake of Subhash Ghai's film of the similar name and story. Despite Salman bhai's powerful promotions. It sank without a trace and it proves that  content has a lot to do with grabbing eyeballs. Athiya Shetty and Sooraj Pancholi weren't impressive either.


11. Katti Batti  Kangana restored our faith in watching actresses in poweful and meaningful roles. But what went wrong with this film? Well she did it on salman's insistence, you got your lesson Kangy ! Stick to yourself otherwise you too would fall just like you co-star Imran did, after an impressive innings.


12. Prem Ratan Dhan Paayo : The film guarantees you sleep. So if in case, you are suffering from a sleeping disorder and haven't slept for a while, Do buy a ticket and enjoy sleeping.


13. Hate Story 3 : This is a perfect example that you need a plot to make a movie unless it sells. Any nonsense, illogical stuff is likely to work if marketed in a sharp way. Kudos !



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